Why did Tommy put the January calendar in the refrigerator?
Because he wanted to start the year off in a cool way
What moves faster, heat or cold?
Heat, silly! It's easy to catch cold!
How is music like an icy sidewalk?
You will B flat if you don't C sharp
Why do birds fly south for the Winter?
Because it's too far to walk.
What did the father snowman say to his son when they got into the car?
Don't turn on the heater.
Where do polar bears vote?
At the North Pole, duh!
