a) Can't sleep:
If I were you, I'd drink a cup of tea.
It is a good idea to drink a glass of milk before going to bed.
You could always take a sleeping pill.
Try jogging before going to bed.
Why don't you roll a joint?
Have you tried reading a book?
b) Has a headache
If I were you, I'd take a cup of tea.
It is a good idea to smoke some weed.
You could always call a few friends to join.
Try wearing a warm hat.
Why don't you see a doctor?
Have you tried to take a pill?
c) Has a sore throat
If I were you, I'd lick a lollypop.
It is a good idea to drink some warm milk.
You could always smoke some weed instead.
Try going to a doctor.
Why don't you have some tea?
Have you tried to roll a joint?
d) Has a cold
If I were you, I'd drink some hot tea.
It is a good idea to have an aspirin.
You could always take a nap.
Try to go to a doctor.
Why don't you relax and smoke some weed?
Have you tried drinking hot beverages?